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God was a teenager named Ashleeeeeeeee, and she was rapidly losing Twitch streamers. How did the battle suddenly come down to two old guys who didn’t even know how to play? Is this really how Fortnite thought they were going to win back older players?

It was causing discord in the Discord.

“OH GOD WHAT’S WITH THE CENTER PART,” said one commenter.

“SRSLY HE MKAES MILLIONS OF $$$$ AND CAN’T EVEN JUMP?” said another?

More than 2 million people tuned in to watch her Fortnite battle. But to what end? To raise the value of her NFTs and win a pro-deal with Mountain Dew? There had to be more to life.

Setting down her headset, she let out a deep sigh. “Screw this,” she said at last. “I’m going to be a TikTok dancer.”